Stop Death with Death?

Recently, the American public has been sensationally graced with programming breaks I like to call Death Commercials. Ever popular new drugs on the market include Yaz, TCA’s, Spiriva and other medications that have high risks involved with their users. One of these newly developed medications I heard about was a small little pill called Chantix. Upon watching this commercial I noticed an older woman, enjoying her now illustrious life, radiant face glistening in the bright yellow sun, a picture perfect smile from one end to another, dancing around the still of the green earth with an astonishing victory over a little tiny piece of paper with dead plants in it.

Now, contrary to popular belief, this is not what had peaked at my sense of interest. What did, however, was the serious risks one must take to defeat death, and that includes death. Some of the side effects mentioned upon taking this miracle pill are thoughts of suicide, hostility toward others, and many other things that seem to control the brain. Simply put, this is one of the stupidest methods to quit smoking I have ever seen besides falling asleep in the comfort of your own bed with a cigarette.

Can anyone make any sense of this? You want to stop smoking, so you take a pill that has a chance at putting you six feet under anyways? In my honest opinion, a little pill cannot control if you are going to be a jerk to other people. So let us redefine the risk of hostility toward one another. If you were a jerk face when you were puffing on a piece of paper with dead plants stuffed in it, you are most likely going to be a jerk face afterward. A pill cannot determine ones attitude poor attitude about life or the cards they are dealt.

The Uncompromisble Truth behind these pill poppers is another chance to feed yet another addiction. When a person relies on pills to extend their life and possibilities, that to me is no difference than one addicted to heroin or cocaine. I do, however, notice the continued lawsuits and death tolls that these miracle drugs and death commercials continue to produce as silly Mr. and Mrs. Smith continue to buy into to extend their tenure on this earth. It’s kind of like when Walt Disney decided to make himself a human flavored Disney Pop at the chance to be brought back to life, and for what reason, to complicate and depress the lives of others like you did when you were alive?

To sum it up, a pill cannot determine anything. As we continue to move in the 21st century, more and more mindless health nuts continue to try and prove that their lives are dwelling in the palm of their own hands, well have a nice taste of reality Chet, when it’s your turn, you cannot control the Godship! How about this? If you want to stop smoking, then stop smoking and keep your face shut! It’s nobody’s fault that you consider those little pieces of paper with dead plants in it your lifetime companion. Stop crying about how hard it is, try living in Cambodia, eating measured pieces of rice grains on a dirt floor you call your mattress and then come back to me on the subject of “Hard”.

And that, my friends, is The Uncompromisable Truth.